- Does he pay for his Klan membership from his own money or did he have it paid from The Trump Foundation?
- Does he hang his hair up to dry at night after sweating in it all day?
- What is his actual reading level? I’m taking 6th grade in the pool.
- Does Melania have multiple locks on the door to her separate bedroom?
- False teeth?
- Is everyone afraid to say something to him about his super long ties?
- Where does he go to find his lawyers? In fairness, since everyone in the White House is lawyered up, all the good ones were probably taken.
- Given he has 5 children and several grandchildren, has he ever changed a diaper?
- Can we deport him to a “shithole country?” Would any take him in?
- Is he more worried about his former lawyer, his accountant, David Pecker, Mueller, the New York State Attorney General, the State Attorney from the Southern District of New York, or Omarosa? They’re all coming for him.
ENIGMA IN BLACK 