Last night, as I got home, about a half-past ten
There was the woman I thought I knew, watching CNN
I kept my cool I ain’t no fool let me tell you what happened then
I packed some clothes and I walked out and I ain’t going back again
So take a letter Ivanka, address it to my wife
Say I won’t be coming home, gotta start a new life
So take a letter Ivanka, address it to my wife
Send a copy to my lawyer, gotta start a new life
You’ve been many things but most of all a very good daughter to me
And it’s times like this I feel… You’ve always been close to me
Was I wrong to cheat and lie, I gave her a very good life
Ever since I’ve been President, my life’s been full of strife
So take a letter Ivanka, address it to my wife
Say I won’t be coming home, gotta start a new life
So take a letter Ivanka, address it to my wife
Send a copy to Giuliani, gotta start a new life
When a man loves a woman, it’s hard to understand
Why she would turn from Fox News, and start watching CNN
I never really noticed, how sweet you are to me
It just so happens I’m free tonight
Would you like to have dinner with me?
So take a letter Ivanka, address it to my wife
Say I won’t be coming home, gotta start a new life
So take a letter Ivanka, address it to my wife
Think I’ll go to Russia, gotta start a new life
And now here comes Impeachment, it’s all based on fake news
Just because I used other countries, to make sure I couldn’t lose
I told Ukraine you’ll get no money unless you get the goods on Joe
I just don’t get why people think it’s some kinda quid pro quo
And now it’s out all over town that I keep two sets of books
One that shows I’m ultra-rich on top of my good looks
The other set says that I’m dead broke so my taxes are really low
I know you understand Ivanka because that’s the way we roll
So take a letter Ivanka, address it to my wife
Say I won’t be coming home, gotta start a new life
So take a letter Ivanka, address it to my wife
Send a copy to my lawyer, gotta start a new life
Apologies to R.B. Greaves