Trump Word For The Day: Collusion!

Definition – Secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others.

Donald Trump says it in almost every public conversation. “No Collusion!” “There was no collusion!” “No Collusion!” We now learn that Trump’s former personal attorney is willing to testify that Donald Trump knew about the infamous “Trump Tower” meeting in June 2016 where Russians came to Trump Tower to meet with Donald Jr., Paul Manafort, and Jared Kushner to allegedly provide dirt on Hillary Clinton.

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All of the attendees of the meeting originally denied the purpose of the meeting and that Donald Trump was aware it was taking place. When news of the meeting broke when the President and Donald Jr were returning from an overseas trip on Air Force One. Donald Trump dictated a letter downplaying the meeting and making a claim it was merely about Russian adoptions.

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We now know Donald Trump knew in advance and approved of the Russian meeting, being approached about it by Donald Jr. Donald Trump approved the meeting and is more likely than ever to have been the source of a call Donald Jr took during the meeting from a number marked “Private” which calls from Trump’s cell phone are.

The legal and criminal implications of Trump’s knowledge, approval, and subsequent denials of the meeting are staggering. Donald Jr and Kushner have perjured themselves in testimony before Congressional committees. Manafort, Kushner and Don Jr will have given false testimony in interviews with the FBI. Trump himself will have done the one thing he constantly denied, conspired (colluded) with Russians to get information about Hillary Clinton, and of course, Russia knew.

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Russia has always known about Trump’s culpability in at least this instance. They know about his financial ties to Russian oligarchs. His dependence on Russian funding over the years and even his relationship with the Russian mob in New York. This is why Trump bends over everytime Putin is near, and the information is coming out a piece at a time on a daily basis. One claim Trump won’t be able to credibly make any longer is “No collusion!” Because he’s corrupt as hell!

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Rudy Guiliani, came out after the story broke calling Michael Cohen “unbelievable” and “a liar.” He never said the story wasn’t true!

Trump Word(s) For The Day: F*cking Moron

As part of my patriotic duty, I will begin sharing the word(s) of the day to help our President prepare for what’s coming. Because he doesn’t seem to attach the same meaning to words like honesty, news, Constitution, and transparency. I feel that if given a little time to consider the actual meanings of words he can do better. I will provide both the common definition and when applicable the urban translation. Today’s words: F*ucking Moron

We have a guest contributor to thank for today’s words, Rex Tillerson the Secretary of State. NBC reported at a July 20th meeting at the Pentagon with top National Security officials and Cabinet Members. Tillerson called Trump a “Fucking moron.” It’s unclear what in particular Tillerson was referring to as there are so many possibilities but his sentiment was clear.

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Tillerson had a hastily called press conference in which he indicated he had no intention of resigning and hadn’t considered doing so. He didn’t deny having made the statement saying, “I’m not going to deal with petty stuff like that.” Trump tweeted the whole thing was “fake news” saying Tillerson “totally refuted” the story which of course he didn’t.

Urban Translation: Fucking moron is the same in all languages. There is no urban translation in this instance.

Trump Word(s) For The Day: Too Little, Too Late

As part of my patriotic duty, I will begin sharing the word(s) of the day to help our President prepare for what’s coming. Because he doesn’t seem to attach the same meaning to words like honesty, news, Constitution, and transparency. I feel that if given a little time to consider the actual meanings of words he can do better. I will provide both the common definition and when applicable the urban translation. Today’s words: Too Little, Too Late

Definition: Not enough of something that should have been provided earlier

After two days of holding firm to his earlier statement of blaming, “many sides,” for the violence in Charlottesville. Trump finally read a statement in which he said, “Racism is evil.” He added, “And those who cause violence in its name are criminals and thugs, including the KKK, neo-Nazis, white supremacists and other hate groups that are repugnant to everything we hold dear as Americans.”

He read a statement that someone else wrote that he almost certainly doesn’t believe. He waited to see if he could ride out the pressure (he couldn’t) before being forced to make a stronger statement, still measured in its criticism of right wing hate groups. This doesn’t make him King or Ghandi. It makes him a lying sociopath who caved to political pressure to at least pretend not to be racist, having already turned the White House into home base for the Alt-Right.

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Urban Translation: You made your move too slow, asshole!

Trump Word(s) For The Day: “Best Not”

As part of my patriotic duty, I will begin sharing the word(s) of the day to help our President prepare for what’s coming. Because he doesn’t seem to attach the same meaning to words like honesty, news, Constitution, and transparency. I feel that if given a little time to consider the actual meanings of words he can do better. I will provide both the common definition and when applicable the urban translation. Today’s words: Best Not

There is no classic dictionary definition of “Best Not.” The Urban Definition is best used in a sentence by Omar Little from the classic television series, The Wire.

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“You come at the King, you best not miss!”

Omar Little lived out in those rough Baltimore streets and his reputation was well earned. When people said, “Omar’s coming,” people knew he was a man to be taken seriously. When Trump tells Kim Jong-un what he “best not” do. It was the bluster of a man who had never backed up a thing in his life.

Omar Little was as hard as Trump is soft. But they kept coming for the King… and one day from an unexpected source, they got him. They’re coming for Trump as well. The FBI Special Counsel, the New York State Attorney General, House, and Senate Investigations. They’re coming for the President, and you best believe they won’t miss.

Trump Word(s) For The Day: Probable Cause

As part of my patriotic duty I will begin sharing the word(s) of the day to help our President prepare for what’s coming. Because he doesn’t seem to attach the same meaning to words like honesty, news, Constitution and transparency. I feel that if given a little time to consider the actual meanings of words he can do better. I will provide both the common definition and when applicable the urban translation. Today’s words: Probable Cause

Definition: Probable cause generally refers to the requirement in criminal law that police have adequate reason to arrest someone, conduct a search, or seize property …

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Used in a sentence: The FBI had to show Probable Cause when they got a search warrant and raided Paul Manafort’s home at 3AM.

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Urban Translation: They’re starting with the little fish and coming for your ass Trump!

Next Word: Informant

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Trump Word(s) For The Day: Grand Jury

As part of my patriotic duty I will begin sharing the word(s) of the day to help our President prepare for what’s coming. Because he doesn’t seem to attach the same meaning to words like honesty, news, Constitution and transparency. I feel that if given a little time to consider the actual meanings of words he can do better. I will provide both the common definition and when applicable the urban translation. Today’s words: Grand Jury

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Definition: A grand jury is a legal body empowered to conduct official proceedings and investigate potential criminal conduct, and determine whether criminal charges should be brought. A grand jury may compel the production of documents and compel sworn testimony of witnesses to appear before it.

Urban Translation: They’re coming for your ass!

Next Words: Federal Penitentiary

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Trump Word(s) For The Day: Checks and Balances

As part of my patriotic duty I will begin sharing the word(s) of the day to help our President prepare for what’s coming. Because he doesn’t seem to attach the same meaning to words like honesty, news, Constitution and transparency. I feel that if given a little time to consider the actual meanings of words he can do better. I will provide both the common definition and when applicable the urban translation. Today’s words: Checks and Balances

For those paying close attention. I know today’s word was supposed to be “Prison” but a lot of groundwork has to be laid before he gets there.

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Definition: A system that limits power within a political system, group, or organization in which no single part of it can become too powerful, because it needs the agreement of the other parts for its actions to be legal

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Urban Translation: Even a wannabe dictator like Trump is finding out that the Courts can kick his ass, Congress can kick his ass and he can’t do a damn thing in terms of legislation without their say so. Now he announced that Transgenders can no longer serve in the military. Wanna bet how that one works out?

Next Words: Russian Mob

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Trump Word(s) For The Day: Kompromat

As part of my patriotic duty I will begin sharing the word(s) of the day to help our President prepare for what’s coming. Because he doesn’t seem to attach the same meaning to words like honesty, news, Constitution and transparency. I feel that if given a little time to consider the actual meanings of words he can do better. I will provide both the common definition and when applicable the urban translation. Today’s word: Kompromat

Definition: Kompromat refers to materials collected specifically for the purpose of blackmailing the target. It’s a Russian portmanteau of komprometiruyushchiy, “compromising,” and material, “material.”

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Translation: Russia is blackmailing Trump because they can prove his coordination with them to help him win the election. They know about each secret meeting with Flynn, Sessions, Kushner, Page and others. Every shady business deal, money laundering money they’ve funneled to you to prop up your failing businesses, hookers peeing on your bed, ties to the Russian mob. They’re waiting to see if you make good on your promises before they end you politically if not literally.

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Next word: Prison

Trump Word(s) For The Day: Nepotism

As part of my patriotic duty I will begin sharing the word(s) of the day to help our President prepare for what’s coming. Because he doesn’t seem to attach the same meaning to words like honesty, news, Constitution and transparency. I feel that if given a little time to consider the actual meanings of words he can do better. I will provide both the common definition and when applicable the urban translation. Today’s word: Nepotism

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Definition: The practice among those with power or influence of favoring relatives or friends, especially by giving them jobs.

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Urban Translation: Hiring your inexperienced son-in-law with no relevant experience and putting him in charge of half the functions of our government. Putting your miscreant sons in major campaign roles where their job apparently consisted of retweeting Neo-Nazi and skinhead memes. Giving your daughter an office down the hall where she can rest in-between meeting with the heads of state of countries she’s trying to do business with. Ignoring all of their unexplained and unreported connections to Russia and giving security clearances to people only concerned with self-interest.

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Next Word: Kompromat

Trump Word(s) For The Day: High Crimes And Misdemeanors

As part of my patriotic duty I will begin sharing the word(s) of the day to help our President prepare for what’s coming. Because he doesn’t seem to attach the same meaning to words like honesty, news, Constitution and transparency. I feel that if given a little time to consider the actual meanings of words he can do better. I will provide both the common definition and when applicable the urban translation. Today’s words: High crimes and misdemeanors

Definition: The charge of high crimes and misdemeanors covers allegations of misconduct peculiar to officials, such as perjury of oath, abuse of authority, bribery, intimidation, misuse of assets, failure to supervise, dereliction of duty, unbecoming conduct, and refusal to obey a lawful order. Offenses by officials also include ordinary crimes, but perhaps with different standards of proof and punishment than for non officials, on the grounds that more is expected of officials by their oaths of office.

Examples: Lying under oath, lying to the FBI, cashing in on the Presidency while still President, disobeying court orders, grabbing women by their private parts, selling the country out to Russia, threatening the Special Counsel, obstructing justice, tweeting.

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Urban Translation: Pretty much everything your lying, treasonous ass does qualifies. No pardon for you!

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Next Word: Nepotism