Omarosa: Watch Your Back Girl!

Omarosa: Watch Your Back Girl

Multiple news outlets are saying you might have secretly taped people in the White House and you’re now trying to find a lawyer to either;

  1. Protect you if you get called as a witness by the Special Counsel
  2. Negotiate a book deal
  3. Fend off lawsuits from your former friends’ associates

What you need now isn’t a lawyer. You need Jesus!

Suggesting you have audiotapes has put you smack dab in the middle of the Mueller Investigation, Italian Mob, Russian Mob, White Supremacists, and the Religious Right (In some cases also white supremacists). Which of them do you really want coming for you?

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Your best bet would be the Mueller Investigation because they will probably only come for you with subpoenas although in case you forgot. You’re still black. You’ll have to spend over $100K on that lawyer and if you lie, even if just to promote your next project, you’re going to jail. You may also have forgotten. YOU DO NOT HAVE A JOB! Maybe they can take up a special collection for you at your new husband’s church but I suspect they really aren’t feeling you like that.

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Maybe you aren’t old enough to remember that Trump has been associated with the Italian mob since his early days as a New York real estate developer. They’ve been overshadowed by their Russian counterparts but Trump has been busy taking care of his friends since assuming office. He fired all the US Attorneys and personally interviewed the ones he wants to take their place in the New York Districts. He turned the whole focus of the Justice Department towards black people, legal marijuana users, and rivals MS-13. They don’t want you messing up their good thing and removing you might be the easiest fix for their problem.

The Russian mob (not distinguishable from the Russian government) has billions of dollars tied up because of US sanctions they’re depending on Trump to remove. They need Trump to be around long enough to do that and they don’t play.

White Supremacist now have a hero in the White House, saying out loud that, “all Haitians have AIDS,” and “Nigerians won’t go back to their huts.” And that was just a couple weeks ago. All along he’s been trying to ban Muslims, deport the Mexicans who only sent us “their criminals and rapists.” You think they’ll let you be responsible for taking down their Kommander-in-Chief?

The Religous Right doesn’t really like Trump any more than anyone else. He’s put them in a position of supporting a heathen that cavorts with porn stars and had everyone scrambling through their bibles looking for, “Two Corinthians.” What they do want is an orderly transition to their preferred choice, Mike Pence, who he and they believe is, “on a mission from God!” If they think you have any tea on Pence, it’s you they’ll be coming for.

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I’m not mad at you Omarosa for trying to figure out a way to come out on top after your embarrassing dismissal from the White House. You got too comfortable and forgot who you were for a minute which could happen to anyone. Now let’s try to keep you alive the next year and maybe you’ll get to write that book after all, although you should probably think hard about leaving out some parts. I need you to run, not walk, to the nearest microphone and announce, “I don’t have any tapes!” Send a signal to everyone that you aren’t going to expose anyone and it was all just a big misunderstanding. Maybe they can even find you a little cash for your trouble? Trump’s attorney set up an L.L.C. to pay off a porn star ($130,000), surely what you know is worth something.

In summary, deny the tapes, lay low, keep quiet, and accept anything they offer you. Kenny Rogers sang, “you got to know when to fold ’em… know when to walk away… know when to run!”

Author: enigmainblackcom

William Spivey is a regular contributor to the Inner-City News where he writes about politics and popular culture. He also blogs as “Enigma in Black” where he explores poetry, religion, politics and all manner of things socially relevant. He is also a contributing Blogger at Together We Stand He is the founder of the Facebook pages Average Citizen Forum, Enigma in Black, and “Strong Beginnings,” the title of his soon to be released Political Fiction/Romance novel. William was the winner of a University-wide Essay Contest while at Fisk University titled, “The Value of a Liberal Arts Education. He holds a B.A. in Economics from Fisk and resides in Orlando, FL. His goal is to make his voice heard and make a difference.

4 thoughts on “Omarosa: Watch Your Back Girl!”

  1. Well, had she not been fired, she would still be there. We felt for Omarosa after her fiance passed because we cared about him. I don’t see a repeat of that sympathy toward her. Internally, she knows who and what she is (a bad mix of stuff we don’t like or accept), but yes, she forgot she was black. She crossed lines with Trump’s inner circle and that was everything to her.

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    1. She really doesn’t know who she’s playing with the Russian government/ mob will kill you on the street with many witnesses and get away with it.
      Poison is usually their weapon of choice but I’m sure they can adapt to the circumstances.
      Her book would be my first choice to read, not Fire and Fury.
      They thought she was one of them and probably let all their hair down, she know where a lot of the bodies are buried, so a much greater threat.
      Good luck, honey you’re gonna need it.

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  2. I have to say, she could certainly take the president as a non-example, and actually take your advice: shut UP for a while. Laying low would be good for quite a few of us in the public sphere.

    This was a nice, incisive post. I like what you had to say about evangelical Christians who are forced to support someone who gets spanked by pornstars.

    Also, and I KNOW youth on the right would be like, “What the fuck ever, man! He’s a baller. He’s a pimp. Fuckin’ porn stars, man.”

    For what reason would a porn stay engage in sex with this guy? It’s all going to boil down to fame or money, not because this guy is intelligent or attractive or any of that. He’s famous and rich. He’s famous for being rich. And a dumb-ass t.v. personality. AND he’s even bad at staying rich.

    Get ready for THAT as our counter-argument to Oprah. The right are going to be like, “A TV star? Right! That’s a good idea….” And we’ll have to be like, “You voted for who in the last election?”

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